Tag Archives: Dungeons & Dragons

You are correct, sir!

Most likely this is how I should start every D&D session.

Make Faerun great again!

Cryptofascists suffer a totalizing AC penalty due to their congenitally thin skin.

Cryptofascists suffer a totalizing AC penalty due to their congenitally thin skin.

How could anybody, Republican or Democrat, or the leaders of any nation, believe a thing this man promises? He revels in being a traitor to his vows and promises. And let’s say that as president, he came to think of himself as the nation’s CEO, and approached diplomacy with these gutter ethics — and succeeded. What kind of lesson would that teach? It would corrupt the public’s morals even worse than they already are.

Look, many of us believe, with very good reason, that Hillary Clinton is untrustworthy. Trump is in another league entirely on this front. If the presidential contenders had Dungeons & Dragons alignments, Hillary would be lawful evil, and Trump would be at best neutral evil, at worst, chaotic evil.

–Rod Dreher, Trump, Vows, & Treason

On a related note, this is delightful.

Top nine albums of all time.

via Slodwick.

“Let’s just say when I started using… I was your height.”

You need to know that Sam plays a gnome bard ineptly attepting to score what may or may not be an illicit substance (he doesn’t know) to really appreciate this, but the total cast crackup is worth commemorating in its own right.

Via The Helvetica Is Crisp As Fuck.

It took three spells to open this door!

Remember: this intrepid band has taken down two dragons, two beholders, and a legendary vampire and his necromancer wife.

Via Gee Whiz.

H/t Critical Role Source!

When surprised by dragons

The only truly appropriate range of responses.

Via Critical Role Source.

“This is why I love Dungeons & Dragons”

Vox Moo-china in roc pursuit. Kudos to Sleeping Dragon for pixelating one of Critical Role’s finest moments.